Favorite Claudia Donovan Quotes
Claudia: That's why it's a 24-hour stopwatch because Magellan was the first one to sail all around the world.
Artie: So you actually paid attention in fifth grade?
Claudia: Yes, now think back to your youth, and try to remember what he said to you on deck the night he crossed the International Date Line.
Claudia: You know, a lot of people experience clinical death for a few minutes.
Steve: How many minutes was I dead for?
Claudia: 4,320.
The good kind of spying. Like here have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying.
Artie: I'm just gonna pretend we own a big down.
Claudia: We kinda do.
Pete: Hey, that sounds like cannonfire.
Claudia: Brilliant! There's that college education rearing its ugly head.
We're looking for a flask at a Civil War Reenactment, a place where flasks go to die.
We still use stealth, just use really, really fast stealth.
Aw, it's like watching Golden Gossip Girls.
Soldier: Damn Trekkies, always crashing the party pretending they're time travelers.
Claudia: What a nerd.
You know, I've never had a gay friend before. Which is weird, if you think about it I'm sort of fabulous, right? I mean, I guess there was Paquito at the institution, but he was one of Susan's personalities. So I don't think he really counts.
Yes, it's all true Dorothy. Agent Claudia Donovan, here new guy gets to fix the fish.
Pete: I thought the giant axe was kind of a turn on.
Claudia: I officially know what too much about you.
