Popular Claudia Donovan Quotes
Yes, it's all true Dorothy. Agent Claudia Donovan, here new guy gets to fix the fish.
Artie: Welcome to Warehouse 13!
[Camera zooms out momentarily showing some of the warehouse then zooms back in]
Artie: Okay that's all we have time for! Now we have work to do!
Artie: Turn it on, turn it on Claudia!
Claudia: Do you think griping at me will enhance my speed?
Myka, thank goddess. Leena and I are being outnumbered by team sausagefest.
Claudia: You still speak Pete?
Myka: Recovered, never cured.
Claudia: [coughs] Kiss-ass.
Steve: [coughs] You're a child.
Claudia: So you're kind of a poopy pants, aren't you?
Steve: No, it's just I thought this job was gonna have a little more action like what I'm used at the ATF: Guns and bad guys!
Aren't you a Buddhist or something? Try being one with the universe for like a minute.
Claudia: I'm not trained like you guys. I'm not Secret Service, or ATF, or NSA, or M-O-U-S-E. I'm not a real agent.
Steve: You're real. You're also lying.
Claudia: What? No, no I have no training.
Steve: No, not about the training, about caring about the training. Artie. You wanna impress him.
Claudia. Yes, yes Angela Lansbury, you've solved the mystery! Yeah, I wanna make him proud. You don't know how good to me he's been. I can't let him down.
You know, I've never had a gay friend before. Which is weird, if you think about it I'm sort of fabulous, right? I mean, I guess there was Paquito at the institution, but he was one of Susan's personalities. So I don't think he really counts.
The good kind of spying. Like here have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying.
Claudia: Hey Pete, that girl is really grateful to you.
Pete: Uh Huh
Claudia: And cold really, really cold. We could see how cold she was.
Pete: I gave her my jacket.
