Claudia Donovan Quotes (Page 6)
Season 3, Episode 7: "Past Imperfect"
Steve: You might consider buying one of your own.
Claudia: As soon as I can get Artie to stop paying me in bright orange, 500 dollar bills.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Artie: What do dogs do when a car zooms off?
Claudia: They chase them.
Artie: Yes, and what do cars have on their back bumpers?
Claudia: License plates! So maybe the dog has the license plate and can tell us - and that's where all of this falls apart!
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Artie: Claudia, you're going to write down the license plate numbers.
Claudia: As you bark 'em out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Don't Hate the Player"
Pete: You play at the B&B all the time.
Claudia: Where no one can here me. Especially you, quit eavesdropping on me.
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Claudia: I'm the princess? What are those things on my chest?
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Pete: I thought the giant axe was kind of a turn on.
Claudia: I officially know what too much about you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "3...2...1..."
Artie: I'm just gonna pretend we own a big down.
Claudia: We kinda do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Queen for a Day"
Claudia: We're looking for a flask at a Civil War Reenactment, a place where flasks go to die.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: Hey, that sounds like cannonfire.
Claudia: Brilliant! There's that college education rearing its ugly head.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claudia: We still use stealth, just use really, really fast stealth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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