Cole Aaronson Quotes
Season 9, Episode 13: "Our Thanks"
Turk: Surgery is long, tedious and boring.
Cole: Oh I get it, like episodes of Entourage that revolve around Turtle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cole: I already know what i'm going to call my surgical practice. Cole Cutz.
Turk: With a z?
Cole: That's right! Man, you gotta knock before you enter Cole's brain.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cole: Do you believe in fate? Like the stuff they talk about in the boring parts of Lost.
• Rating: Unrated
Cole: I always thought a surgeon would hook me with some sweet calf implants or a robot arm, but I never thought one would save my life.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 12: "Our Driving Issues"
Cole [impersonating Lucy]: I think horses should go into space.
Lucy: I never said that. Why would I want fewer horses on Earth? That's crazy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cole: Lucy, it's not cancer cancer. That kind of cancer is for uglies and people who put laptops on their balls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cole: Check it, I put orange soda in my IV bag, I'm like a hamster yo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 11: "Our Dear Leaders"
Cole: It was awesome. Lucy beat the crap out of Trey. Best girl fight I've seen since I paid those two lady janitors to wrestle.
• Rating: Unrated
Lucy: Drew, you're our leader, let's get this going.
Drew: Get what going? I rarely listen to you people.
Cole: Seriously Big D, if I fail out of here I have to go to med school in the Caribbean. Dude, I don't speak Caribbesian, so tell us what to do!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 10: "Our True Lies"
Cole: This place is straight up Chuck Norris, tough as balls.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 31