Cole Aaronson Quotes
Turk: Surgery is long, tedious and boring.
Cole: Oh I get it, like episodes of Entourage that revolve around Turtle.
Cole: I already know what i'm going to call my surgical practice. Cole Cutz.
Turk: With a z?
Cole: That's right! Man, you gotta knock before you enter Cole's brain.
Do you believe in fate? Like the stuff they talk about in the boring parts of Lost.
I always thought a surgeon would hook me with some sweet calf implants or a robot arm, but I never thought one would save my life.
Cole [impersonating Lucy]: I think horses should go into space.
Lucy: I never said that. Why would I want fewer horses on Earth? That's crazy.
Lucy, it's not cancer cancer. That kind of cancer is for uglies and people who put laptops on their balls.
Check it, I put orange soda in my IV bag, I'm like a hamster yo.
It was awesome. Lucy beat the crap out of Trey. Best girl fight I've seen since I paid those two lady janitors to wrestle.
Lucy: Drew, you're our leader, let's get this going.
Drew: Get what going? I rarely listen to you people.
Cole: Seriously Big D, if I fail out of here I have to go to med school in the Caribbean. Dude, I don't speak Caribbesian, so tell us what to do!
This place is straight up Chuck Norris, tough as balls.
Lucy: What's your seecret [to staying young]?
Cole: Shae butter, big floppy sun hats. Oh and I made a deal with a witch.
Babe, I can read you like the back of a DVD cover.