Cooper Freedman Quotes (Page 10)
Season 1, Episode 2: "In Which We Meet Addison, a Nice Girl From Somewhere Else"
Pete: What is that?
Cooper: Someone is getting happy.
Naomi: Mr. Wilson is giving a sperm deposit. Get away from the door.
Pete: That's a loud deposit.
Sam: Go Mr. Wilson!
Naomi: You guys are so immature these days.
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper (to Addison): Do you think there's something wrong with having sex with a woman who wants you to call her... mama?
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: Uh, we need to talk to you.
Addison: I'm just gonna go some...
Naomi: No, stay. She is staying.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 1: "The Pilot"
COOPER: "It's wrong?"
NAOMI: "You need to meet a grown up. You need to date someone your own age."
VIOLET: "Someone without a porny internet name and perhaps no criminal past."
NAOMI: "A nice girl."
VIOLET: "A reliable girl."
NAOMI: "Someone who you can have a relationship with."
VIOLET: "You’re a respected doctor."
NAOMI: "Go out in the real world. Meet a woman your own age and go out."
VIOLET: "Be a man."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
VIOLET: "What’s the matter, Cooper?"
COOPER: "I don’t go to hookers, I don’t go to strip clubs. I meet women on the Internet. Who want to meet me. So I like them a little younger and a little dirtier. Is that wrong?"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Cooper: You listening to Allan's message again?
Violet: I have other messages... from patients.
Cooper: Do those patients ask you to pick up Chinese and tell you they love you?
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: Guys don't keep messages from an ex. That's a woman thing.
Violet: Well, what do you know about women that you didn't get off the Internet?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cooper: It's really nothing to worry about. What?
Mother: No, she's blue.
Cooper: Understood.
Mother: Light blue.
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: What did they do that was so great?
Sam: Yeah, what did they do?
Naomi: They saved a marriage. Magic?
Addison: Magic.
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: Oh, like you know the secret to women. You're a child. You can barely grow facial hair. You don't know anything about women yet.
Dell: Figure out what they want and give it to them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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