Cooper Freedman Quotes
Cooper: She'd want you to save her uterus. I know everything about her ... everything she's ever done and every thought she's ever had about a guy, including the two of you ... Violet ... this is what she'd want.
[on Pete] Fine? Of course he's not fine. His wife just died ... is he a good doctor?
Pete: Just a hint. You don't have to tell us the...
Violet: He calls himself Trunk.
Cooper: Okay... well, when I think "trunk" in relation to a guy, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Elephants' trunks, very large... oh! Is he... freakishly large? Is he hideously...
Violet: I can't tell you!
Pete: Addison's date last night was with a patient of Violet's. Now Violet seems worried.
Cooper: No way. Awesome. What's the deal?
Yeah, let's talk, let's talk smack!
Violet: Rip off the bandaid, Coop. I did.
Cooper: Yeah... can't.
Violet: You... you have to... you've already seen me naked.
Cooper: I know, and you're... beautiful. I'm sorry. I... thought I could but...
Violet: You can't reject me, you have low standards... you have no standards!
Cooper: It's different, Violet.
Violet: No, it's not different! I... I am offering you uncomplicated, unemotional sex.
Cooper: No! You're... you're not some random girl from the Internet, with you it doesn't mean nothing... it never will...
Cooper: Oh, you're... wow, you're naked.
Violet: Yeah, it makes the sex easier.
Cooper: It's just, ah, I've never seen you naked. In the office you always have your clothes on.
Violet: Well, yeah, I try to be a professional.
Violet: Are you going to this Addison thing?
Cooper: I'll go if you go.
Violet: You know what? There comes a point when you're life is set, when you're done with new people. I mean, honestly do I really need a new friend?
Cooper: No, not with me around. I mean I'm a lot of friend. I'm like two double patties worth of friend.
Violet: That's what I'm saying.
Cooper: That's what I'm saying.
Violet! Step away from the pee-pee.
Cooper: You listening to Allan's message again?
Violet: I have other messages... from patients.
Cooper: Do those patients ask you to pick up Chinese and tell you they love you?
Cooper: Guys don't keep messages from an ex. That's a woman thing.
Violet: Well, what do you know about women that you didn't get off the Internet?
Cooper: It's really nothing to worry about. What?
Mother: No, she's blue.
Mother: Light blue.