Creed Bratton Quotes (Page 10)
Season 2, Episode 21: "Conflict Resolution"
Michael: Someone complained that the men's room is "whites only." Stanley, you know that's not true.
Stanley: I didn't say that.
Creed: Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door?
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Okay, Ryan. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct "old man smell?"
[cut to interview]
Creed: I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 20: "Drug Testing"
Creed: That is "Northern Lights". Cannabis indica.
Dwight: [sighs] No, it's marijuana.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "Take Your Daughter To Work Day"
Creed: [to the kids] You ever seen a foot with four toes?
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something... right?
Creed: That is correct.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "The Secret"
Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No... it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 12: "The Injury"
Creed: I was in an iron lung when I was a teenager.
Michael: How old are you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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