Creed Bratton Quotes (Page 3)
Season 6, Episode 23: "Body Language"
Creed: You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 15: "Sabre"
Creed: Have you tried making everything smaller?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Pam: So Santa, what can we expect from this party?
Phyllis: It's going to be a very jolly time if you've been good!
Creed: What if you've been bad?
Phyllis: Oh, then nothing but a lump of coal for you!
Creed: What if you've been really, really bad? Like more evil, and strictly wrong.
Jim: Okay, Creed, we covered it. Lump of coal.
Phyllis: Yeah ...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "Scott's Tots"
Creed: Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 11: "Shareholder Meeting"
Ryan: Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her?
Creed: I don't know man. I just don't know.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 8: "Koi Pond"
Creed: I vant to sell you blood!
Ryan: That's really not the trend in vampires right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Creed: Hey Boss. Did you "Find Nemo"?
Michael: I could name Pixar movies too. Toy Story!
Oscar: Don't you mean, Coy Story?
Phyllis: And when you fell in, did you Flounder?
Dwight: Michael, a flounder is both a kind of fish-
Michael: I know what a flounder is!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 7: "The Lover"
Pam: I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology.
Michael: For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?
Pam: Don't call my mother your lover!
Kevin: Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
Andy: That is not okay dude.
Michael: Okay, in my defense...
Phyllis: Disgusting.
Creed: That's messed up man.
Pam: Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell!
Oscar: You have no sense of boundaries, Michael.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 6: "Mafia"
Michael: What topics, can you use for small talk?
Andy: Golf, stock market, Dave Matthews-
Michael: Yes, what else?
Creed: Small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes.
Michael: No.
Meredith: The weekend.
Michael: Yeah! That's good! Come on up, Meredith. Come up here. Let's do a little something. So Meredith and I just started conversing, and I will say, "so Meredith, how was your weekend? What did you do?"
Meredith: Well I caught my son taking a dump on the upper-part of the toilet... he calls it an "upper decker."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 3: "The Promotion"
Creed: Hey, why haven't we ever, uh...
Meredith: We have.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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