I think we can all agree it's either Gabe or Angela. [Flips coin] It's Angela. Get her, boys.

I've done a lot more for a lot less.

You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya.

Have you tried making everything smaller?

Pam: So Santa, what can we expect from this party?
Phyllis: It's going to be a very jolly time if you've been good!
Creed: What if you've been bad?
Phyllis: Oh, then nothing but a lump of coal for you!
Creed: What if you've been really, really bad? Like more evil, and strictly wrong.
Jim: Okay, Creed, we covered it. Lump of coal.
Phyllis: Yeah ...

Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant.

Ryan: Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her?
Creed: I don't know man. I just don't know.

Creed: I vant to sell you blood!
Ryan: That's really not the trend in vampires right now.

Creed: Hey Boss. Did you "Find Nemo"?
Michael: I could name Pixar movies too. Toy Story!
Oscar: Don't you mean, Coy Story?
Phyllis: And when you fell in, did you Flounder?
Dwight: Michael, a flounder is both a kind of fish-
Michael: I know what a flounder is!

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