I am so grateful you're not trying to knock me up.

It is a nightmare — the whole thing — and for all for what? Just to sign up for 2 years of sleep deprivation and feces? I'm so happy we're never going to have to deal with that.

Well, I've grown up as much as I plan to, and I don't come around.

Cristina: It was hasty. I was a PTSD wastoid shivering on the coach. Maybe we didn't think this through.
Owen: Stop it. You don't get to pull that crap with me. We got married not because you're a basket case but because we loved each other and we wanted a life together.

I choose potato chips.

Sado-masochistic chief resident candidate, maybe.

What is up with you? You are all perky and cheerful.

Just point with your eyes.

Hey, where's the knife guy? Is it true he's walking and talking?

Meredith: You don't want to be Callie's baby's godmother.
Cristina: I don't?
Meredith: No, I mean think of how many people have to die before you even get to step up. Mark, Callie, and Arizona. That's a lot of people.

I will NOT be taking care of children. That's what boarding schools are for.

Unbelievable. His mental status is completely intact if you don't account for his math skills.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey