I am so grateful you're not trying to knock me up.

It is a nightmare — the whole thing — and for all for what? Just to sign up for 2 years of sleep deprivation and feces? I'm so happy we're never going to have to deal with that.

Well, I've grown up as much as I plan to, and I don't come around.

Cristina: It was hasty. I was a PTSD wastoid shivering on the coach. Maybe we didn't think this through.
Owen: Stop it. You don't get to pull that crap with me. We got married not because you're a basket case but because we loved each other and we wanted a life together.

I choose potato chips.

Sado-masochistic chief resident candidate, maybe.

What is up with you? You are all perky and cheerful.

Just point with your eyes.

Hey, where's the knife guy? Is it true he's walking and talking?

Meredith: You don't want to be Callie's baby's godmother.
Cristina: I don't?
Meredith: No, I mean think of how many people have to die before you even get to step up. Mark, Callie, and Arizona. That's a lot of people.

I will NOT be taking care of children. That's what boarding schools are for.

Unbelievable. His mental status is completely intact if you don't account for his math skills.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't 'cause I thought I'd be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It's easier to be alone, because what if you learn that you need love and you don't have it? What if you like it and lean on it? What if you shape your life around it and then it falls apart? Can you even survive that kind of pain? Losing love is like organ damage. It's like dying. The only difference is death ends. This? It could go on forever.

Meredith

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."