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Greys-anatomy

Are you in love? Do you love her? Do you love her?

Cristina: Yesterday we were at her stupid baby shower.
Meredith: I take it back. You can be Callie's baby's god-mother.
Alex: If there's a baby to god-mother.

Bailey: Stalking a man while he's in the restroom.
Avery: I'd clean the restroom if he'd let me on his trial.
Cristina: I'd live in it.

Oh, screw beautiful. I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.

Nobody parented you. This is to be expected.

Well, 'cause men leave wadded toothpaste in the sink, and, when you have your own sink, you don't have to look at it. All dried and congealed and filled with their fossilized oral bacteria.

I am so grateful you're not trying to knock me up.

It is a nightmare — the whole thing — and for all for what? Just to sign up for 2 years of sleep deprivation and feces? I'm so happy we're never going to have to deal with that.

Well, I've grown up as much as I plan to, and I don't come around.

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