Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCCristina Yang Quotes
Owen: Batter, batter, batter, batter.
Cristina: What are you trying...
Owen: You need to stop thinking about what's gonna happen, you need to focus on what is right in front of you. Now, hit the ball!
Cristina: Oh my god! Oh my god! I got it!
Lexie: Ok!
Cristina: I did it! I did it.
Meredith: Now you like baseball!
Derek: Oh here we go little Grey. Let's go.
Cristina: You know, I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
Owen: Woah.
Cristina: No.
Owen: Woah. You need this. Put this on. Ok.
Derek: There we go.
Cristina: No, I no!
Owen: Now, hit the ball.
Cristina: I don't wanna hit the ball. Oh my god!
Derek: Oh! Here we go, here we go.
Cristina: I'm sorry. I don't have time for games. I have to get back to the hospital.
Meredith: She's right, she does have to go back to the hospital.
Derek: We're not gonna talk about the hospital, we're here to play baseball.
Mark: And to drink beer. Drink your beer. What more do you want in life?
Lexie: I'm not gonna drink beer when all my friends just got fired.
Owen: Rough day.
Derek: Oh, I need some sleep.
Owen: Ok, lets go home.
Cristina: I can't. I just got kicked off of pead's. I'm totally screwed.
Owen: Cristina come on...
Cristina: No, I can't sleep. I can't.
Meredith: (Der kisses her head) I can't leave if she's not leaving.
Alex: What's going on. You paged us.
Meredith: Check your email.
Izzie: For what?
Meredith: HR. If you got cut, you'll have an email. I didn't get one, but... I've been calm through this crisis. I have been calm. But, if one of us gets cut I will not be calm!
Cristina: No email.
Alex: I'm fine.
Izzie: I'm good too.
Meredith: Good. See, I knew it! I knew it! I knew none of us would get cut.
Cristina: Yet. There's gonna be another round.
Arizona: You know it's not a good idea to piss of your attending.
Cristina: I didn't know he was upset. I'll apologize.
Arizona: I wasn't talking about him.
Cristina: Sorry?
Arizona: I like kids, and I like their parents, and I like to see them smile. So I like, going to get them pudding and playing games with them because it makes attaching their arms way more fun. I don't like being used.
Cristina: I wasn't use...
Arizona: And I liked being lied to even less.
Mark: How does this happen? Was Chang just not paying attention?
Arizona: She made a mistake.
Cristina: Wrong time to make a mistake with the merger.
Mark: Oh, you people need to stop with the doom and gloom scenarios. I just read somewhere that hospitals revenue went up last quarter.
Cristina: Except for elective procedures which went down 13%.
Mark You mean elective procedures like plastic surgeries. Now you're saying I'm gonna get fired?
Cristina: I don't think anyone is safe.
Mark: I'm safe.
Cristina: How can you be sure?
Arizona: HEY! We're about to reattach a baby's arm here, so we need to stop thinking about the merger and think instead about this little girl throwing a ball, and holding a spoon, and waving bye bye to her parents.
Cristina: I played hide and seek today. I didn't go to surgery because some 9 year old miraculously peed without blood. Ok, I can't do this anymore.
Owen: Then don't. Tell Dr. Robbins you don't think peds is your thing. What is the big deal?
Cristina: The big deal is that the Chief is in there right now making a list.
Owen: You don't know that.
Cristina: Yeah, a list of who stays and who goes. I can't be on that goes list.
Alex: Shepherd's shunt went bad?
Lexie: Yeah, they had to convert to an open craniotomy. Something I'll probably never get the chance to do.
Alex: She can't handle a craniotomy.
Lexie: See even he sees it.
Meredith: No, he's not talking about you. He's talking about Izzie.
Lexie: (to Cristina) I really admire you. In case I get cut, and don't get a chance to tell you. Plus, you're really pretty.
Cristina: You can have the rest.
Lexie: (to Mer) And you and I, we were getting so close.
Meredith: Nice pin.
Cristina: His name's Mr Bear. He eats children.
Meredith: Not having fun in peds?
Cristina: Well, my kid wants chocolate pudding really badly. This is the last one.
Alex: My triple A got canceled. You guys got any surgeries I can get in on?
Meredith: Well, I'm on post op's, and she's baby sitting.
Cristina: No, I can't stand it any longer. Can't you go to the Chief and use your dead mommy connections to get some answers?
Meredith: We don't need dead mommy. We are going to be fine.
Lexie: Ok, so I let a crazy man escape and he fell down a flight of stairs.
Alex: Is it surgical?
Cristina: Tyler Leigh came in with renal colic 3 days ago that has not resolved. We are going to be performing an extracorporeal shock wave therapy today to break up the stones in his ureter so they can pass.
Arizona: No we're not.
Cristina: Ah, yes we are.
Arizona: No we're not, cause there was no blood in his urine this morning.
Cristina: Ah, just in case you should... We should just in case.
Arizona: You wanna do a surgical procedure on a 9 year old even though it's no longer indicated?
Cristina: No, of course not.
Arizona: Ok, so Dr Yang do you want to tell the good new to Tyler and his mom?
Cristina: It seems as thought your son's stones may have passed on their own.
Tyler's Mom: He doesn't need surgery?
Arizona: Nope, looks like he healed himself. Can you believe that Dr Yang? On your first day in peds.
Cristina: No I can't actually.
Tyler: Does this mean I can eat?
Arizona: Yeah, yeah. Dr. Yang can go get you something.
Arizona: Oh um, Dr Yang. Have you seen Sage? She's 6, light brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes, she just had a tumor removed from her belly so she has a bandage on her tummy. You know what, hey, why don't you check under the bed? Maybe she's there. Her labs are better than we expected.
Cristina: Ah she's not under the bed.
Arizona: Hah... Oh... Maybe try the bathroom? Maybe she slipped in there. How'd she do last night, did she get any sleep.
Sage's Mom: She did, I didn't.
Cristina: Bathroom's clear.
Arizona: Wait, shhh.... i think there's something coming from your pocket. Is Sage inside your pocket?
Cristina: No, no. She's hiding here.
Sage: You've gotta look in your pocket first.
Cristina: No, I don't. Because I found you already. Now, I just need to check your incision site so...
Sage: Don't touch it, it hurts.
Arizona: You know, I bet that Mr Bear would like to see Sage's scar. Wouldn't you Mr Bear?
Cristina: Oh um, (puts on a big bear voice) Yes I would!
(Sage and Arizona both look at Cristina strangely)
