Figures you go into labor in the middle of a super storm.

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• Added: May 16, 2013

Owen, you want kids.

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• Added: May 16, 2013

Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

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• Added: April 25, 2013

We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.

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• Added: April 25, 2013

Babies come out. People poop on the table.

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• Added: April 25, 2013

People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.

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• Added: April 25, 2013

Mer, you had me at lethal injection.

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• Added: April 04, 2013

April: He likes it when I babble.
Cristina: He's a unicorn.

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• Added: April 04, 2013

If anything is wrong with your baby, I will fix it.

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• Added: March 21, 2013

Can your mind be blown on your own time?

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• Added: March 14, 2013

Please, trust me. I was trying to protect you.

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• Added: February 21, 2013

Maybe I should kick my intern.

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• Added: January 31, 2013