Figures you go into labor in the middle of a super storm.

Owen, you want kids.

Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.

Babies come out. People poop on the table.

People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.

Mer, you had me at lethal injection.

April: He likes it when I babble.
Cristina: He's a unicorn.

If anything is wrong with your baby, I will fix it.

Can your mind be blown on your own time?

Please, trust me. I was trying to protect you.

Maybe I should kick my intern.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)