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Greys-anatomy

Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.

Babies come out. People poop on the table.

People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.

Mer, you had me at lethal injection.

April: He likes it when I babble.
Cristina: He's a unicorn.

If anything is wrong with your baby, I will fix it.

Can your mind be blown on your own time?

Please, trust me. I was trying to protect you.

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