Cristina Yang Quotes (Page 47)
Season 3, Episode 9: "From a Whisper to a Scream"
MEREDITH: "Why are you so sweaty and ick?"
CRISTINA: "I jogged here."
MEREDITH: "You don't jog. We don't jog."
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
CRISTINA: "Am I interrupting sex?"
DEREK: "No."
CRISTINA: "Good. Get out."
DEREK: "What? You can't ask me to leave."
CRISTINA: "Meredith."
MEREDITH: "Give us a second."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
CRISTINA: [narrating] "As doctors, we know everybody's secrets. Their medical histories. Sexual histories. Confidential information that is as essential to a surgeon as a ten-blade, and every bit as dangerous. We keep secrets, we have to, but not all secrets can be kept."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Staring at the Sun"
GEORGE: "Why aren't you bragging about decanutlating the heart?"
CRISTINA: "I didn't decanulate the heart."
IZZIE: "Izzie and Alex do not believe you."
MEREDITH: "Okay, what are you two doing?"
IZZIE: "Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person."
ALEX: "They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
CRISTINA: "Your dad better get something interesting wrong with him real fast."
GEORGE: "You are sick. You are a sick, horrible person!"
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
PRESTON: "How's your father O'Malley, anything new?"
GEORGE: "He needs an endoscopy, and Bailey won't let me be the intern on his case. But she said I could pick someone else, and I was wondering if Cristina could be the intern on his case."
CRISTINA: "Why?"
PRESTON: "That shouldn't be a problem."
CRISTINA: "Uh, yes it is! We have corartendoctonectomy scheduled at noon."
PRESTON: "I'll push it, O'Malley's father deserves the best!"
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
GEORGE: "I can't believe you just decanulated a heart all by yourself."
CRISTINA: "I didn't decanulate the heart by myself. I assisted Dr. Burke, who decanulated the heart."
GEORGE: "Why are you being modest? Modest looks weird on you."
CRISTINA: "It's no big deal, George."
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Where The Boys Are"
MIRANDA: "Yang, what would you recommend?"
CRISTINA: "Is this even surgical?"
MIRANDA: "Yang!"
CRISTINA: "Track and inventory all the pieces. Measure the progress and x-rays. Keep examining the stool."
MIRANDA: "Very good. Enjoy."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
MEREDITH: "Derek's camping. Taking time. Getting space."
CRISTINA: "Prestons do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is gonna get his ass kicked by a squirrel."
IZZIE: "It's basically a slumber party. They do it outside, we do it inside. It's really the only difference."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
PATIENT: "Man, I thought my brother and I had problems. But you two are morons."
CRISTINA: "Okay, well, swallowing Monopoly pieces wasn't exactly a genius move. You could've really hurt yourself."
PATIENT: "Well, I didn't, did I? Now my mom's gonna make my brother let me play Monopoly all I want."
CRISTINA: "And that makes you smart?"
PATIENT: "You're fishing through my poop. How smart does that make you?"
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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