I am laughing, just not externally.

Poppop has an enlarged heart. He can't have a tater tot hot dish.

You are my person. You will always be my person.

I drank my pee.

I remember getting the bugs out of Arizona's leg.

You're right, I'm fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire.

I wish you could see the surgery I am watching. It is a train wreck.

If there is one thing that I have learned with the bombs and guns to my head and busses running down my friends, is that I am not interested in dying!

Cristina: What's the t-shirt for?
Derek: I'm going to scream alot, probably pass out.

Meredith: Do you think my husband is dead?
Cristina: I don't know, maybe. But I have PTSD so I'm not reliable!

As soon as we get out of here, I'm getting the hell away from Seattle Grace Mercy Death!

I don't understand how this keeps happening!

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey