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CRISTINA: "His mother rivals my mother and that's saying something. Both of them, dark and evil."
MEREDITH: "I'm missing dirty stripper Cristina. She was fun and less angry."
CRISTINA: "I miss philandering whore Meredith. She was trashy, and much less idyllic."

[whispering about the panties]
CRISTINA: "Yours?"
MEREDITH: "This is bad, this isn't good."
CRISTINA: "You better claim them. She thinks they are mine. Claim them!"
MIRANDA: "I know it's one of you. It's always one of mine. Always."

CRISTINA: Benjamin O'Leary, 32, in for the removal of a brain tumor that's pressing on his temporal frontal lobe. Clearly it's effecting his impulse control.
BENJAMIN: It makes me say everything I think. Which apparently is annoying. This doctor looks annoyed anyway. Although it's hard to tell cause she always has a pinched uptight look on her face. Am I annoying you?
CRISTINA: It's fine
RUTHI: You can't say it's fine. He doesn't preseve sarcasm or irony. If he's annoying you, you have to tell him.
BENJAMIN: Maybe I'm not annoying her Ruthi.
CRISTINA: No, you are.
MIRANDA: Doctor Yang!
CRISTINA: He asked!

CRISTINA: Oh you're one to talk. Sleeping with 2 men.
MEREDITH: Wrong. Not sleeping with either one of them. Not until I pick one. If I haven't made a decision by the end of the day, I'm flipping a coin. A girl can only hold out for so long.
CRISTINA: And somehow I'm the dirty stripper? Huh?!
MIRANDA: You two have time to round or are you too busy getting naked on hospital property?
CRISTINA: I wasn't naked. I wasn't naked!

MEREDITH: It's not Tyler's fault you're a dirty, dirty stripper.
CRISTINA: You heard?
MEREDITH: Everyone heard. Stripper.

CRISTINA: "What is wrong with you?"
MEREDITH: "Everything with me is fine, it's Izzie we're worried about."
CRISTINA: "Oh, what did you do?"
MEREDITH: "Denny died. Burke got shot. Let's just have a little perspective and realize that what I did was a tiny, slightly small..."
CRISTINA: "Oh, whatever, just spit it out!"
MEREDITH: "I lost my panties, last night."

"He has sex with you and he's standing there all McGuilty and all he has to say is, 'What does this mean?'"

CRISTINA: "Why are you making sandwiches?"
MEREDITH: "It's what you do when someone dies, you cook."
CRISTINA: "I know what to do when someone dies. I am a Jew."

[to Mer] "You're all dark and twisty inside."

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