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Greys-anatomy

OTHER INTERN: "He thinks his seizures are visions"
PATIENT: "Hello, they’re not seizures, I’m psychic."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, and I’m a chicken."

CRISTINA: "Okay, you know the talking part?"
LADY AT CLINIC: "Yeah?"
CRISTINA: "I’m not interested."

PRESTON: "What is this? That we’re doing here. What is it?"
CRISTINA: "You need a definition? You really want to be that guy?"
PRESTON: "Lock the door."

CRISTINA: "If I stab this fork into his thigh, will I get in trouble?"
MEREDITH: "Not if you make it look like an accident."

CRISTINA: "Oh, please, a hot doctor wants to make you open up and say ah. It’s the American dream, stop whining about it."
MEREDITH: "No, there's no good that can come from sleeping with your boss."

[to Burke] "That was definitely worth being late."

HANK: "Is, uh, Izzie Stevens..."
CRISTINA: "You must be Hank... he's very large and hockey-like. No, Izzie's not here right now."
GEORGE: "You and Izzie will give birth to very tall blonde people. Kind of like Barbies."
HANK: "Izzie said she was going to be at home, she didn't say there was gonna be a party."
MEREDITH: "Which pisses both of us off. Would you like some tequila? It helps."
HANK: "When do you think she’s gonna get here?"
MEREDITH: "Don’t know. But we’re low on ice, Hank."
HANK: "I’m serious."
MEREDITH: "So am I. We’re interns, Hank. Hospital owns us. It’s what we do."
HANK: [leaves]
GEORGE: "Bye."
MEREDITH: "Nice to meet you."

MEREDITH: [playing cards] "Why did we want to be surgeons anyway?"
GEORGE: "Surgery is very serious business."
CRISTINA: [burps]
GEORGE: "Full house."
CRISTINA: "Royal flush. Get naked, baby boy!"

MEREDITH: "Where is Izzie?!"
GEORGE: "She didn’t clear it with you?"
MEREDITH: "This was supposed to be a meet-the-boyfriend, get together little thing."
GEORGE: "I... Iz-izzie has a lot of friends."
MEREDITH: "Izzie doesn’t know this many people."
GEORGE: "I told her to clear it with you."
MEREDITH: "I can’t handle this."
GEORGE: "You want me to kick everyone out? I’m gonna kick everyone out."
CRISTINA: [drunk] "Baby! You made it! Woo!"
MEREDITH: [pauses] "Screw it."

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