Cristina Yang Quotes (Page 72)
Season 1, Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing"
IZZIE: "Hey, Hank and I have great sex, all the time. In fact we'll probably have sex after the party, or during the party."
GEORGE: "As long as you clear it with Meredith."
IZZIE: "Hank just needs to realize that doctors can have fun. We’re not all workaholics with God complexes."
CRISTINA: "We ARE workaholics with God complexes."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
IZZIE: "So the beer’s coming at 7:00 and some of the floor nurses are bringing wine."
CRISTINA: "You invited nurses? Ugh."
GEORGE: "Did you clear this with Meredith?"
IZZIE: "A few more people isn’t going to make a difference. Okay? A party’s a party."
CRISTINA: "The bigger the party the less time for bad sex with the hockey player."
IZZIE: "Would you stop saying that."
CRISTINA: "Okay."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
GEORGE: "Who else did you invite?"
CRISTINA: "Izzie, we said the list was jocks only. Surgery, Trauma, Plastics. Who else?"
IZZIE: "Just some people from Peds."
CRISTINA: "You invited the preschoolers to Meredith’s house. The next thing you’ll say is you invited the shrinks."
IZZIE: [looks away]
CRISTINA [Izzie looks away]: "She invited mental defects. This party’s DOA."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 4: "No Man's Land"
CRISTINA: "You're eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect, your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked."
IZZIE: "It's all makeup. Retouching."
CRISTINA: "You get that we hate you, right?"
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "Winning a Battle, Losing the War"
CRISTINA: "I'm not a people person."
MIRANDA: "No kidding."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
MEREDITH: [to Alex] "You're just pissed that two women got the harvest."
ALEX: "I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours..."
MEREDITH: "I'm going to become a lesbian."
CRISTINA: "Me too."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
MEREDITH: "We are SO going to hell. Burke's sending us straight to hell."
CRISTINA: "On the express train."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
CRISTINA: [about Izzie] "She's the Vice President of Fantasyland."
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
GEORGE: "Uh... Cristina? Do you... do you... does Meredith think I'm gay?"
CRISTINA: "Are you?"
GEORGE: "No."
CRISTINA: "Really?"
GEORGE: "I'm not gay!"
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
CRISTINA: "It's like candy, but with blood, which is so much better."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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