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Greys-anatomy

MEREDITH: [to Alex] "You're just pissed that two women got the harvest."
ALEX: "I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours..."
MEREDITH: "I'm going to become a lesbian."
CRISTINA: "Me too."

MEREDITH: "We are SO going to hell. Burke's sending us straight to hell."
CRISTINA: "On the express train."

[about Izzie] "She's the Vice President of Fantasyland."

GEORGE: "Uh... Cristina? Do you... do you... does Meredith think I'm gay?"
CRISTINA: "Are you?"
GEORGE: "No."
CRISTINA: "Really?"
GEORGE: "I'm not gay!"

"It's like candy, but with blood, which is so much better."

GEORGE: "Today I committed bird murder and I was forced to touch my dad's ass. I get bonus points for showing up at all."
CRISTINA: "I brought booze."

JOE: "This, is my boyfriend-"
CRISTINA: "Yeah, whatever, great. Where's the booze?"
JOE: "I brought a pie."
CRISTINA: "But you're a bartender!"
JOE: "Did you bring a scalpel?"

CRISTINA: "Meredith's a WASP, isn't she? Liquor is like oxygen for WASPs."
GEORGE: Which is... probably why we're out of liquor."

CRISTINA: [to Izzie, re: Burke] "What was I supposed to do? Blow off my boyfriend for Thanksgiving?" [pauses] "I tried to. He wouldn't blow. He's like something sticky that won't blow off."

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