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Greys-anatomy

MEREDITH: "Alright... George and Izzie, you can move into the house."
IZZIE: "Yes!"
GEORGE: "I can't believe you caved!"
MEREDITH: "I can't believe I caved."
CRISTINA: "I blame the babies. They make you toxic."

GEORGE: "I feel like the angel of death."
CRISTINA: "Bambi, quit whining. Ninety-nine percent of the people in the code team are seriously dead or dying before you even get there."
GEORGE: "Why didn't you tell me before when I was going on and on about how great it would be?"
CRISTINA: "Because you're George, and I'm Cristina."

"I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man."

CRISTINA: "You know, it's like there's a wall. The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons, and we're over here being-"
MEREDITH: "Suturing, code-running, lab-delivering penis minders."
ALEX: "I hate being an intern."

ALEX: "My head hurts."
CRISTINA: "Maybe it's a tumor."
ALEX: "You wish I had a tumor."
CRISTINA: "I'd rip your face off if it meant I got to scrub in."

MIRANDA: "So, doctors, why aren't we attempting to reattach the severed penis?"
CRISTINA: "Because teeth don't slice, they tear. If she had wanted to chop it off, things might be different. Plus, the digestive juices didn't leave much of the flesh to work with."
MIRANDA: "So, how do we proceed?"
CRISTINA: "Sew him up... minus a large part of the family jewels."
MIRANDA: "The outlook?"
MEREDITH: "He'll be urinating out of bag for a very long time."
CRISTINA: "Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again."
MEREDITH: [sarcastically] "Oh, too bad."
CRISTINA: "A shame."
MIRANDA: "Let's all take a moment to grieve."

IZZIE: "I wouldn't have called you, but I can't get hold of a translator. Can you just ask her what's wrong?"
CRISTINA: "No."
IZZIE: "Why not?"
CRISTINA: "I grew up in Beverly Hills. The only Chinese I know is from a Mr. Chow's menu. Besides, I'm Korean."

CRISTINA: "What are you doing?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, you know. Just sitting here with my penis."

MIRANDA: [to Cristina] "An intern was reassigned, so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day. Show him how I do things."
ALEX: "Alex Karev, nice to meet you."
CRISTINA: "Ah, the pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle."
ALEX: "And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too."
CRISTINA: "Well, this should be fun then."

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