Crosby Braverman Quotes
Crosby: I'm gonna keep The Luncheonette open, and it's gonna be very tight...
Amber: Oh my God...
Crosby: But we're gonna make it work. And I'm gonna be the new Adam, and I wanna know, are you up to being the new Crosby.
Amber: You're not serious.
Crosby: I'm dead serious.
Amber: Are you serious?!
Well, whatever you take, I hope it makes you as happy as you were the other day teaching those kids.
Crosby: Hey, you were on record saying you believed in the business when it was me and Adam. What would your opinion be if it was just me?
Jasmine: Well, I told you I believe in you and I meant it, with our without Adam. So. Is this what you want?
Crosby: Yeah, it's what I want.
Jasmine: OK, then. I guess we're back in business.
Jasmine: Baby, I just went to Adam because I knew how much The Luncheonette meant to you. That's why. I'm sorry.
Crosby: It doesn't mean anything to me now. What was special about it was Adam and I. I don't have that now, so it doesn't matter.
Adam: Hey Cros, let's check in on The Luncheonette.
Crosby: Oh yeah, that will be uplifting.
I don't know about you, but I feel fully sound-bathed. You know? Sonically cleansed to the max.
Crosby: No no no. We discussed that the boy couldn't ride the motorcycle, but I, as a grown ass man, am gonna ride the motorcycle.
Jasmine: No, you're gonna drive the minivan.
Crosby: I am not driving the minivan.
Crosby: There's no world in which I am driving that minivan.
Crosby: Hey dad. Ninety six percent. Those are good odds.
Zeek: He Croa, I'm gonna win this one so you're not gettin' the truck.
It's also spore free in there so feel free to take deep, deep breaths.
4D! Do you know how huge they are? 4D are you kidding me? And I'm movin' out of mom and dad's today. I gotta play the lottery!
Add a dinner to the Aida weekend and let the festivities begin.
Crosby: I really hope you guys can, you know can, find your way back. I know it's none of my business, but I just, you know, we love having you in our family and..I'm sorry, you know.
Joel: Thanks buddy. Thank you. Thank you. I completely get it. You know, I don't... I don't need to be the godfather.