Crosby Braverman Quotes
Season 3, Episode 18: "My Brother's Wedding"
Crosby: Yeah, well you weren't being very best manly so I replaced you for the job.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Remember Me, I'm the One Who Loves You"
Crosby: And that hair doesn't camp!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 16: "Tough Love"
Max: Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Crosby: He's on an erectile dysfunction commercial. I don't think he can claim privacy as his number one priority any more.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "Just Smile"
Crosby: Well, this could be your only shot of looking cool, so you might want to take it. You never know.
• Rating: Unrated
Crosby: I didn't realize you could do an entire interview in the two minutes I was out of the room.
• Rating: Unrated
Sarah: Why don't you guys ask Mark?
Crosby: Who's Mark?
• Rating: Unrated
Makeup Man: This little crease will not go away.
Adam: Okay, are we about done?
Makeup Man: No, no. You have a very shiny T-Zone. We're just getting started. It's a lot of work, all right?
Crosby: You know I always tell him he should exfoliate and he just won't listen to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "Road Trip"
Crosby: Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Crosby: We don't worry about what you two think, and look at us. We're all smashing successes.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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