Favorite Crosby Braverman Quotes
Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!
Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.
Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.
Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.
Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.
Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.
Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?Max
Julia: I would say change your hat. Just sayin'.
Crosby: Oh my goodness. You don't like my duck hunting look!
Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!
Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.
Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.