Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!

Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Jabbar: Yeah?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Jabbar: Yeah!

Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.

Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.

Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.

Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.

Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Musicians.
Adam: Musicians?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.

Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?

Max

Julia: I would say change your hat. Just sayin'.
Crosby: Oh my goodness. You don't like my duck hunting look!

Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!

Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.

Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.

Parenthood Quotes

Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?

Zeek

Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.

Adam [to Amber]

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes