Favorite Crosby Braverman Quotes
Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!
There's always going to be a part of me that loves you. That's just how it is. But I'm really sorry that that part keeps doing horrible things to you. You don't deserve that. You deserve better.
Yeah, well you weren't being very best manly so I replaced you for the job.
We don't worry about what you two think, and look at us. We're all smashing successes.
Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.
If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this am I going to be able to get a hold of Doctor Ting, does he use a phone?
I'm not making you tea with sea horses; they could be on the endangered species list for all we know.
Clearly I don't know how to separate colors. Why you try to segregate my laundry?
Camille: Change is healthy.
Crosby: No it's not, that's an urban legend.
Camille: Sometimes you just have to make a choice.
Oh look at this; she's the president of his fan club.
Realtor: Do you have a family?
Crosby: Uh, yeah, you know, it's complicated, but I did recently acquire a son.
Rene: You go to church?
Crosby: Oh yeah, the Bravermans have a very rich spiritual lineage. We're ah, 4/10th Jewish, vaguely Catholic, and I'm told 1/16th Cherokee even, and we had a communist atheist grandpa.
