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Parenthood

Look, things aren't really good for me at home, either. Jabbar chose, over basketball, for a winter sport - ballet.

Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.

I'm not going to go drive this. What if somebody sees me?

You think that the two cars we're going to own are a VW Bug and a minivan? And what will I drive to work? You know I work with musicians at a recording studio and I'm going to show up in either a little tiny vagina or a humongous vagina?

Crosby: You say minivan, I hear vagina. That's what I hear.
Jasmine: OK. Well, we're goin' vagina shoppin' tomorrow. So, sorry about that.

You're actually a great band. You have great songs. Oliver, as annoying as you are, you can sing, man. So, just sing, and leave the rest to us.

Crosby: Are ya feelin' good?
Joel: Yeah
Crosby: Yeah? Nice.
Joel: Well, I'm drunk.
Crosby: Oh you are?! I could have never... It's imperceptible.

Adam: I said I'm gonna go get the songs. You said OK.
Crosby: But I didn't really think you would possibly be able to pull it off.
Adam: Well, that was you're mistake. You didn't believe in me but look at me, I pulled it off.

Honey listen, I know your mom's got boobs and that's very, very awesome. But I'm here for you too, and it's important to me that you know that. I'm always gonna be here for you, OK? You and me. Will you take this bottle? Please, please, please. Yeah! That's a girl! Good job honey.

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