Crosby Braverman Quotes
Jasmine: They must have made this Skype thing for something other than just talking.
Crosby: Oh my God, are we about to have Skype sex?
Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.
Jasmine, you are my family!
Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.
I'm not making you tea with sea horses; they could be on the endangered species list for all we know.
If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this am I going to be able to get a hold of Doctor Ting, does he use a phone?
Clearly I don't know how to separate colors. Why you try to segregate my laundry?
Camille: Change is healthy.
Crosby: No it's not, that's an urban legend.
Camille: Sometimes you just have to make a choice.
Realtor: Do you have a family?
Crosby: Uh, yeah, you know, it's complicated, but I did recently acquire a son.
Jabbar: Should I go back to bed and make believe I didn't see you?
Crosby: Yes, that's a good plan.
This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.
Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.