Jasmine: They must have made this Skype thing for something other than just talking.
Crosby: Oh my God, are we about to have Skype sex?

Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.

Jasmine, you are my family!

Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.

I'm not making you tea with sea horses; they could be on the endangered species list for all we know.

If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this am I going to be able to get a hold of Doctor Ting, does he use a phone?

Clearly I don't know how to separate colors. Why you try to segregate my laundry?

Camille: Change is healthy.
Crosby: No it's not, that's an urban legend.
Camille: Sometimes you just have to make a choice.

Realtor: Do you have a family?
Crosby: Uh, yeah, you know, it's complicated, but I did recently acquire a son.

Jabbar: Should I go back to bed and make believe I didn't see you?
Crosby: Yes, that's a good plan.

This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.

Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.

Parenthood Quotes

Does the not father want to cut the cord?

Nurse Natalie

Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.

Crosby

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes