Archer

Cyril Figgis Quotes (Page 2)

Malory: So make her 40.
Cyril: And who's going to play her?
Malory: Me! That's the whole point.
Cyril: You do realize there's a finite amount of Vaseline in the world?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Malory: I think I can sell them on a rewrite, if you fix it.
Cyril: For starters, I don't think you wanna say this guy is as coal black and thick-muscled as a fieldhand.
Malory: I don't need you for content, just for plot structure.
Cyril: Racist overtones aside, it really kinda limits your casting options. I mean, only two, three guys could play that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cyril: You can't have a flasback with a flashforward in it. That's just bad writing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Judging from the decor, I'm guessing Spelvin has one of those kick ass Japanese soaking tubs.
Cyril: After all that you want to take a bath?
Archer: Do you not?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cyril: I have one bullet left.
George Spelvin: He does?
Archer: Who am I? Count Bulletsula? Like Dracula. That was bad. Come back to me. I can do better.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Archer: Dammit Cyril you said they were sexy.
Cyril: Ninjas are sexy.
George Spelvin: Right?
Cyril: Well I think so!
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: Take the suits to my tailor and the shoes to my shoemaker.
Cyril: You have a shoemaker?
Archer: Do you not?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cyril: I happen to be a kick ass accountant!
George Spelvin: Did that sound a lot better in your head?
Cyril: Yes it did.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Cyril: Maybe I could kill that pesky old worm?
Pam: How you gonna do that? Disappoint it to death?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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