It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

Damon: I was wrong.
Elena: Are you drunk?

Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.

Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.

Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.

Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan

Greetings, blondie. Witchie.

Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.

He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon