It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

Damon: I was wrong.
Elena: Are you drunk?

Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.

He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.

Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.

Greetings, blondie. Witchie.

Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.

Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.