Favorite Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.
Elena: How does he look?
Damon: Pasty and pouty.
Elena: He'll have to get over it.
Elena: Jeremy can't live with me, Stefan wants to fix me, and Caroline flat out admitted that she doesn't like me this way. Think it's safe to say that I'm not so great at this vampire thing.
Damon: You want to know what I think? I don't think I've ever seen you more alive.
Elena: My brother wants to kill me.
Damon: Welcome to the club.
Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house. Go find out.
What the Hell is Professor Shady Pants doing here?
Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.
You're dead, dude. Get over it.
I didn't compel you in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it.
Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.
Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.
Stefan smiles. Alert the media!
