Favorite Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: Merry Christmas, Ric.
Alaric: I killed you.
Caroline: WHAT?
Alaric: He deserved it.
Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot.
Stefan: Well, it's hard to be sympathetic about your death when you're standing right in front of me.
Damon: I see you decided to join us. I was just asking Peter what's the worst thing he's ever done.
Alaric: Well, mine was not making sure you were permanently dead.
Damon: So all’s forgiven?
Stefan: Not by a long shot.
You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?
What's up, Doc?
Tyler: You're a joke, Damon.
Damon: Says the guy pining for the girl who slept with Klaus.
Damon: So, sex dreams about my brother.
Elena: That’s one way to change the subject.
Damon: Well, figured I’d skip the uncomfortable parts.
Hang on. I only count two doppelgangers. Where's Crazy Pants?
Elena Gilbert is the epitome of a fulfilled life.
Katherine Frickin Pierce can have a selfless moment, and I can't?
The nicest thing that Katherine Pierce will ever do is feed the maggots that feast upon her flesh.
