Me. I say. Because I will kill Kai and anyone who comes in the way of me going home.

Well you didn't think I was gone gone, I promised you an eternity of misery.

You have no idea how long I wanted to hear you breathe.

Oh don't be cynical. I'm here to spend time some quality time with my once dead now human best bud.

Come unannounced? What are you talking about? I literally went through time and space to be with you.

Elena: I wanna remember.
Damon: Well you're a day late and a dollar short honey.
Elena: I mean I wanna try. Knowing there is this whole piece of my life missing it's driving me crazy, ok? So I have to at least try to get it back.

I died, you started over. I need you to live your life and be happy. I love you Elena. And I have to let you go.

Why wouldn’t I consult you in a decision that might permanently change your life? Hmm I wonder.

Damon: There are no drawbacks to this woman Stefan!
Alaric: Ehh, she did sleep with you.
Damon: See? Another plus.

Elena: You should've brought me with you. Well first you should've told me Bonnie was alive and then you should've brought me with you.
Damon: Well Ric had more frequent flyer miles...and Ric didn't deliberately forget our entire relationship.

Just keep your eyes peeled. There's a pork rind munching freak around here.

Elena: What was that?
Damon: Uh it's my audition tape for Real World London. Fingers crossed, I think I'm gonna make it!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.