The Vampire Diaries

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Elena: My brother wants to kill me.
Damon: Welcome to the club.

You know what they say about teenage suicide... don't do it.

Jeremy: Give me a stake. I'll kill Damon right now.
Damon: Easy, Van Helsing.

How does Klaus know anything? The guy's liked a billion years old.

Jeremy: What happened?
Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book.

Damon: You should have called Stefan.
Elena: I don't trust him right now.
Damon: P.S. I called Stefan.

Sure, Stefan. Since you asked, I'd be happy to go on a suicide mission with you for a potentially non-existent cure. No problem!

Is that where you've been all morning, out buying bossypants?

Since when do we team up with Klaus and the Lollipop Guild?

For someone who doesn't wanna be like me, you sure are good at it.

She IS a different person. She's a vampire. We're a predatory species.

You are a vampire now. You just need to be the right way to be one. And I'm gonna teach you.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.