Damon Salvatore Quotes (Page 10)
Season 3, Episode 17: "Break on Through"
Damon: Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don't let him kill anyone.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "1912"
Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Damon: No more No Humanity Stefan. There's a road called recovery and we are on it.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Damon: I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation's throat.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Damon: Nineteen-twelve: Or, as I like to call it. The last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "All My Children"
Damon: I'm better at being the bad guy anyway.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Damon: Spend 146 years with someone you sort of start to pick up on their tells.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Stefan: Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Damon: Pot, kettle, brother.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Stefan: She's better off without me? She's sure as Hell better off without you.
Damon: Fine. Neither one of us gets her.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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