Elena: I wanna remember.
Damon: Well you're a day late and a dollar short honey.
Elena: I mean I wanna try. Knowing there is this whole piece of my life missing it's driving me crazy, ok? So I have to at least try to get it back.

Come unannounced? What are you talking about? I literally went through time and space to be with you.

Oh don't be cynical. I'm here to spend time some quality time with my once dead now human best bud.

You have no idea how long I wanted to hear you breathe.

Well you didn't think I was gone gone, I promised you an eternity of misery.

Me. I say. Because I will kill Kai and anyone who comes in the way of me going home.

Damon: I'm not trying to screw up your dumb new life!
Stefan: You don't have to try Damon. All you have to do is exist. Because no matter what I do or where I go, you will be with me forever, trying to destroy every single thing that I build.

I would tell Elena how much I love her. And then apologize for killing you.

First of all, don't nickname. That's my thing.

Damon [to Bonnie]: Did you ever think for one second that it's you being negative reacting to my natural self negatively?
Bonnie: You're ridiculous.
Damon: No I'm consistent.

Why isn't there any booze in this empty retro-ville?

I definitely blew that up about an hour ago.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.