Damon: All this over one girl.
Stefan: She's a pretty special girl.
Damon: Yeah, she is.

How many dessicated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I do stupid things, Bonnie... like let my friend die with dignity when I should have just killed him.

Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.

Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.

Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

Dead vampire is redundant.

Next time we compel him, we need to make him better at baseball.

You're good Stefan again. You're in control. You might get the girl, but you lose the edge.

Vampire-hating alter ego has a stake that could kill an entire line of vampires, possibly mine?!?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon