Vampires eat people! It's part of the natural food period.

You better hope she's not a fan of Bambi.

I'm going to pretend like there's someone there because the alternative is too damn depressing.

Matt: You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.
Damon: Yes I can.

Yoohoo! Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here!

Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: Know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.

Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.

Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?

Damon: All this over one girl.
Stefan: She's a pretty special girl.
Damon: Yeah, she is.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon