Damon Salvatore Quotes
Elena: We have a situation.
Damon: Of the Doppleganger variety.
Elena, meet Crazy Pants. Crazy Pants, meet Elena.
It's called being secure. I can tell you believe in that by the way you wear your hair.
Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.
Tessa: Buy you an I'm sorry drink?
Damon: More like an I'm sorry keg.
Guilt. Don't know it, but I've heard it can be a royal bitch.
Why do you suck so badly at killing yourself?
I don't speak crazy person Jer, you're gonna have to translate that for me.
You took one philosophy class and now you're the queen of nature versus nurture?
Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.
Play nice. Or I'm gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.
I know I said it doesn't bother me that you have a psychic connection to your ex-boyfriend, but I don't need the play by the play.