I promise you. I will never leave you again.

Katherine: The Damon I remember wouldn't have been that stupid.
Damon: I wouldn't have done it for you.

Damon: You might have a concussion.
Jeremy: Thanks for the concern, dick.

Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.

Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.

I am not Stefan. How about you stop trying to turn me into him?

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!

He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.

Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.

You want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I'm so much more fun.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon