Yoohoo! Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here!

Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: Know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.

Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.

Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?

Damon: All this over one girl.
Stefan: She's a pretty special girl.
Damon: Yeah, she is.

How many dessicated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I do stupid things, Bonnie... like let my friend die with dignity when I should have just killed him.

Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.

Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.