Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: What the hellâ€™s wrong with you? Youâ€™re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: Youâ€™re not supposed to kill Tyler.
Damon: We're never getting Elena back, yo uknow that, don't you?
Elena: Then we'll have to let him go.
I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
Damon: Do you trust me?
Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.
Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
I went behind your back. I freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. Heâ€™s an even bigger dick than ever. Itâ€™s just, now, heâ€™s a dick thatâ€™s on our side.
Stefan: Itâ€™s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?
Careful, Stefan, your manhood is showing.
Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
I happen to like the edge, Stefan. Your problem is your inability to resist falling over it.
Elena: How does he look?
Damon: Pasty and pouty.
Elena: He'll have to get over it.