Damon Salvatore Quotes
You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.
Alaric: Why would I know anything about the Lockwoods?
Damon: Well, you wouldn't. But your dead not dead vampire wife might.
Katherine: Where is Mason?
Damon: He's right beside me. Although, his heart's across the room.
Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.
Alaric [on Andie]: Just don't killer her, please.
Damon: If I did, who would report her death?
Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.
Stefan: Thank you.
Damon: No, Stefan, thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big bad-ass brother again. All is right in the world.
Alaric: You always have to be invited in?
Damon: By the owner or person of entitlement. Short-term rentals and hotels are a bit of a gray area. You kinda gotta play it by ear.
Damon: You came here to kill me?
Jeremy: Well, it's only fair. You killed me first.
Stefan: I had a chance to kill her and I hesitated.
Damon: Well, that is the fork in the road between you and me, my friend. I don't hesitate.
Have fun with Mystic Queen. I know I did.
Damon: First dad duty: gound your daugther, keep her here.