I am not Stefan. How about you stop trying to turn me into him?

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!

He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.

Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.

You want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I'm so much more fun.

Stefan: You shouldn't be here.
Elena: Where else would I be?

Klaus: I see they've opened the doors to the riffraff now.
Damon: Honey, I've been called worse.

It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.

You know you were dreaming about me.

When I drag my brother back from the edge and deliver him back to you, I want you to remember the things you felt when he was gone.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]