Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: You might have a concussion.
Jeremy: Thanks for the concern, dick.
Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.
Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized youâ€™re a dick.
I am not Stefan. How about you stop trying to turn me into him?
Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!
He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.
Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.
Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.
You want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I'm so much more fun.
Stefan: You shouldn't be here.
Elena: Where else would I be?
Klaus: I see they've opened the doors to the riffraff now.
Damon: Honey, I've been called worse.