Damon: You should be thankful she’s here. She’s keeping me from going for what I really want.
Stefan: You’re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.

You see, that's why I didn't tell you. Cause you would have never been able to do it. Don't get me wrong, Stefan. I don't mind being a bad guy. I'll make all the life and death desicions, while you're busy worrying about collateral damage. I'll even let her hate me for it. But at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive.

Great, we’ll have to put that on our list of things to do today. “Harness dead witch power."

Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep for trust.

I have moves you've never seen before.

I'll be super pissed if you lock me out.

Elena: What is she doing here?
Damon: When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the b!tch from the tomb.

Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house. Go find out.

Katherine: You hurt me today.
Damon: Tit for tat.

It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!

Katherine: Hello Damon. Hey, do you have a robe?
Damon: How did you get out fo there?
Katherine: I knew that if I begged you to do not kill Elijah you'll do excatly what you do. Need a little facts? The originals can compells the vampires, but, soon they dies, the compells are wears off...
Damon: And you knew that
Katherine: Yes, and I'm still here. I'm gonna help you. So, do you have a robe?

I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]