I am not Stefan. How about you stop trying to turn me into him?

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!

He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.

Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.

You want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I'm so much more fun.

Stefan: You shouldn't be here.
Elena: Where else would I be?

Klaus: I see they've opened the doors to the riffraff now.
Damon: Honey, I've been called worse.

It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.

You know you were dreaming about me.

When I drag my brother back from the edge and deliver him back to you, I want you to remember the things you felt when he was gone.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.