Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Stefan: There's a lot of people here.
Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It's gloomy as hell in here.

If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.

I've been marked. What the Hell kind of wolf pronoun stuff is that anyway?

A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.

Elena: Do you think this is funny?
Damon: Yes, Elena, I find hilarity in the lengths I need to go to to save your life

I've been dead before. I got over it.

Elena is on a martyr tear that rivals even if you're greatest hits.

Stefan: Promise me, whatever happens, you'll protect her.
Damon: Promise.

If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo