Damon Salvatore Quotes
So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground.
There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.
Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.
Damon: You sound about jealous. Does he sound about jealous?
Andie: You kind of do.
Damon: You get anything out of Elijah?
Alaric: No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he's charming.
Katherine originally came from Europe. Petrova was her real name. Katerina Petrova to be exact.
Vanessa: Does vervain really work?
Damon: No, not at all.
Vanessa: Can he hear us?
Damon: No, that would be creepy.
Vanessa: Can he read minds too?
Damon: If you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.
Elena: You touch her and I swear I'll never speak to you again.
Damon: What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely overestimating yourself.
You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.
Alaric: Why would I know anything about the Lockwoods?
Damon: Well, you wouldn't. But your dead not dead vampire wife might.
Katherine: Where is Mason?
Damon: He's right beside me. Although, his heart's across the room.
Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.