Damon Salvatore Quotes
Elena: We just need answers, please don't do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid so much more fun.
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.
Elena: What are we gonna do?
Damon: Kill him.
Damon: I'm joking. Ok, I'm a little serious.
Elena: He just blew in, announced to Jenna that he's my dad and then took off.
Damon: That's public knowledge now?
Great work, Stefan. Top notch. As if I didn't have enough problems.
Stefan: I'm sorry about Rose.
Damon: Whatever, I knew the woman for...five minutes.
Stefan: Well, you cared about her after five minutes though. I wonder what that means?
Damon: It means I care, Stefan. It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness.
Still waiting for the part where John Gilbert's the answer.
You brought back John Gilbert? That was your big save Elena move?
Brady: Which one of you killed Mason?
Damon: Ah...that would be me.
Brady: Boys, make sure that one suffers.
Damon: Without a full moon it's not an even fight and you know it. We will take you.
Jules: I'm not so sure about that tough guy.
Just stop talking. Just kiss me. Be my distraction.
Andie: Why do you kill people?
Damon: Because I like it. It's in my nature too. It's who I am. But then I have to stay together to protect her and she wants me to be the better man which means I can't be who I am. Do you see the problem I'm having, Andie?