The Vampire Diaries

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Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It's gloomy as hell in here.

If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.

I've been marked. What the Hell kind of wolf pronoun stuff is that anyway?

A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.

Elena: Do you think this is funny?
Damon: Yes, Elena, I find hilarity in the lengths I need to go to to save your life

I've been dead before. I got over it.

Elena is on a martyr tear that rivals even if you're greatest hits.

Stefan: Promise me, whatever happens, you'll protect her.
Damon: Promise.

If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.

Damon: I killed you. You were dead.
Elijah: For centuries now.

Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.

It's a plan. Is it perfect? What plan is?

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.