Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Liz: I did everyhting right, Damon. I lived a good life. I took care of my family. I just...
Damon: I know. Sometimes really terrible things happen to amazing people.

[to Liz] Not to be blunt, but I think dying gets you a ticket out of work. Just sayin'.

Damon: Look who graduated!
Jeremy: He was fine with it?
Damon: I mean, you're practicaly flunking, missed 100 days of school, and you can barely spell the word "cat," but sure. He was fine with it.

In Bonnie-land that means there's an island off of Nova Scotia with a big magical battery waiting to be tapped.

I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.

Cheating? Cheating is erasing all of our epic memories. That's cheating.

Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.

Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Caroline: Let me get you another blanket.
Damon: So you can literally smother her?

[to Alaric] That's it? We're gonna kill bad guys together and you're not even going to talk to me?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Break out the popcorn, Blondie. Elena’s little sex romp isn’t over yet.

Enzo

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon