The Vampire Diaries

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Why isn't there any booze in this empty retro-ville?

I definitely blew that up about an hour ago.

Can't Luke whip up a batch of herbs with Bonnie flavor?

Elena Gilbert is the epitome of a fulfilled life.

You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.

I will make it back to you. I promise.

You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?

Elena: What was that for?
Damon: I had a really crappy day and I needed it.

I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.

Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?

Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?

Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.