Damon Salvatore Quotes
Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.
Liz: I did everyhting right, Damon. I lived a good life. I took care of my family. I just...
Damon: I know. Sometimes really terrible things happen to amazing people.
[to Liz] Not to be blunt, but I think dying gets you a ticket out of work. Just sayin'.
Damon: Look who graduated!
Jeremy: He was fine with it?
Damon: I mean, you're practicaly flunking, missed 100 days of school, and you can barely spell the word "cat," but sure. He was fine with it.
In Bonnie-land that means there's an island off of Nova Scotia with a big magical battery waiting to be tapped.
I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.
Cheating? Cheating is erasing all of our epic memories. That's cheating.
Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.
Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.
Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...
Caroline: Let me get you another blanket.
Damon: So you can literally smother her?
[to Alaric] That's it? We're gonna kill bad guys together and you're not even going to talk to me?