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Alaric: You honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and not look back?
Damon: He's talking about me, isn't he?
Jeremy: He says you're a dick.

Katherine Frickin Pierce can have a selfless moment, and I can't?

Matt: Who spends two years pining after a girl?
Damon: I can hear you, dumbass.

I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.

That's my brother Stefan. But I'd watch your tone with him because he's kind in the middle of a psychotic break.

Damon: I'm gonna barf.
Katherine: Great. Then my work here is done.

Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.

Hang on. I only count two doppelgangers. Where's Crazy Pants?

You want Doppleganger blood?!? I've got Dopplegangers coming out of my ears!

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