Bonnie: When we're alone, I'm gonna take you out.
Damon: You need to stop with the witch's brew. You're starting to believe your own press.

Elena: What happened?
Damon: Katherine happened.

She's Katherine. She loves to play games.

Katherine wants you dead, there's zero you can do about it. You will be dead.

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.

Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is.

Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.

Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.

It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.

Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.

Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.

Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon