Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.

Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.

Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.

I like being a living dead person.

I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?

Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.

You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them.

Damon: It is a whole new world.
Stefan: We can explore it together.

What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?

Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon