Why don't you just walk up to Sheriff Forbes? Ask her to tap a vein?

Well, well, he's a liar and a thief.

You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood.

John, whatever I can do to help make this town safe. Even if it means spending time with you.

Stefan: I'm clean.
Damon: You're lying.
Stefan: Believe what you want.

You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampire. What did you think was gonna happen?

You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.

We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Alaric: You think John knew Isobel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.

Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo