The Vampire Diaries

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You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.

We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Alaric: You think John knew Isobel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.

Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.

Alaric: She's human.
Damon: And I'm not. So I don't care.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.