We're not that desperate, Stefan. The guy tried to barbecue me!

Rose: It doesn't mean I can't be a special friend.
Damon: I think I like you.

Damon: You sure you can do that?
Rose: I don't love men that love other women. I think more of myself then that.

Jessica: Are you gonna hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure

I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.

I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.

I feel, Elena. And it sucks.

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Stefan: There's a lot of people here.
Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It's gloomy as hell in here.

If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]