Bonnie: When we're alone, I'm gonna take you out.
Damon: You need to stop with the witch's brew. You're starting to believe your own press.

Elena: What happened?
Damon: Katherine happened.

She's Katherine. She loves to play games.

Katherine wants you dead, there's zero you can do about it. You will be dead.

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.

Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is.

Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.

Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.

It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.

Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.

Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.

Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]

Stefan Salvatore. Why Stefan? Why didn't you go for Damon? Or do you enjoy them both? Like Katherine did.

Isobel