Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.

Damon: I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies.

The only one I can count on is... me.

Damn, you're strong for a little thing.

Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps hot.

If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon

I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Damon