Katherine: Bad day.
Damon: Bad century.

Damon: I always pegged you for a lone wolf.
Mason: I'm sure I wasn't half the lady killer you were.

Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a dick.

You and Katherine have a lot more in Katherine than just your looks.

I chipped a little bit off your wall of hatred.

You hated me before and we became friends. It would suck if that was gone forever.

Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.

Elena: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.

If werewolves exist, where the hell are they?

Stefan: Maybe they're ninja turtles. Or zombies. Werewolves.
Damon: This is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves.

[to Elena] Whatever happens, it's on you.

Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.