Damon Salvatore Quotes
Elena: What happened?
Damon: Katherine happened.
She's Katherine. She loves to play games.
Katherine wants you dead, there's zero you can do about it. You will be dead.
Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.
Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is.
Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.
Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.
It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.
Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.
Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.
I like being a living dead person.
