I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?

Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.

You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them.

Damon: It is a whole new world.
Stefan: We can explore it together.

What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?

Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

Alaric: Can we not kill anyone tonight, please?
Damon: You just brought me along for my company.

Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite.

Damon: How'd you get this number?
Alaric: It's on the street.

I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]