Damon Salvatore Quotes
Logan: I'm inflicted.
Damon: Welcome to the club.
Damon: You have to be invited me.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.
Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.
We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!
Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!
Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.
Damon: What are we doing here?
Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.
I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.
It does dead flesh good.
Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
Stefan smiles. Alert the media!