Damon Salvatore Quotes
Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.
You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.
Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.
It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.
Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?
Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?
I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.
I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.
Logan: I'm inflicted.
Damon: Welcome to the club.
Damon: You have to be invited me.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.
Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.
We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!