Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.
Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?
Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.
Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.
She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.
Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.
Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.
Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.
I say snatch, eat, erase!
Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?
Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?
Damon: That girl is gonna thank me for what I did to her.
Elena: Did you thank Katherine?
