Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will"
Dan: Through all this I had so many thoughts going through my head, but the one that kept popping up again and again: what does this mean—for us?Serena: I don't know, but we'll figure it out. Because I know no matter what I want to be with you.
Dan: Me too.
• Rating: 8.2 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Hey Dan, what's up.
Dan: Hey, you do realize the reason Serena and I broke up was the fact that she was so secretive. Now I'm the one keeping secrets.
• Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: [on phone, walking away] I don't like lying to my girlfriend. Serena has a right to know what's going on.
Isabel: Oh my god, we have to tell Serena.
Nelly: Tell her what? We don't know what he's lying about.
Penelope: Why are you talking? Last I checked you were still on probation.
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Serena: Look, I know you've been avoiding me, but my mom called from Boston this morning and I asked her point blank. You have nothing to worry about.
Dan: Worried? Who said anything about being worried? What'd she say?
Serena: That there's nothing going on between her and Rufus.
Dan ... Oh.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses"
Dan: Oh, Dad. We were just, um... we're busted.Rufus: I don't like the two of you being alone here when I'm not.
Dan: You're kidding, right?
Rufus: This is my home and I would appreciate it if you respected that.
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Dan: Hey. You're back.
Serena: Yeah. Just. I literally drove here from the airport.
Dan: Well you look tan.
Serena: Well it is summer in Buenos Aires.
Dan: That's right. Southern hemisphere.
Serena: I broke up with Aaron.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
Chuck: What are YOU doing HERE?!Blair: He's just upset, and loaded-
Chuck: What are YOU doing at my father's funeral? You think I WANT you here?
Dan: Chuck, if this is about the article, you know I didn't write it.
Chuck: You think I CARE about your failed attempt at investigative journalism?! My father's DEAD because of your father.
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Look Serena, if you want to go, go. If you don't, don't. I can't tell you who to be with.
Serena: No but you can tell me how you feel.
Dan: How do you feel? About your boyfriend who wants to take you to South America?
Serena: Well, I mean, he's really great. I like him a lot.
Dan: Well, that's your answer then.
• Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Humphrey. What are you doing here?
Dan: I carried the garment bag.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Thank you so much for being such a rock these past few days. It's meant so much having you around.
Dan: Yeah well, it's not a problem. It just, it feels natural.
Serena: It does, doesn't it?
• Rating: 8.2 / 10 • Permalink
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