The Good Guys

Dan Stark Quotes

Dan: What's your gut telling you, Jack?
Jack: My gut is car sick.
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Dan: We're gonna be the Cops Who Cried Bank... it's a well-known children's story.
Jack: No, it isn't.
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Dan: Dammit! This shirt was supposed to last me another six weeks.
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Dan: If I could make myself less attractive to hot, young women, don't you think I'd do it?
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Dan: I gotta up my cardio.
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Dan: That guy's not a metal worker. He's a ninja. A ninja named Tommy.
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Co-worker: Why are you wearing a wifebeater?
Dan: My shirt's undergoing some minor repairs. Sauce-related repairs.
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Dan: I just want you to know if you're killed or maimed in there, I will take care of Liz and her mom.
Jack: That's the best reason to stay alive I can possibly imagine.
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Dan: How am I supposed to keep you in the loop? Half the time I don't even know what I'm gonna do?
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Jack: What if Ruiz finds out?
Dan: She's either applaud our initiative, or suspend us. Either way, we get some fresh air.
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