Daniel Meade Quotes
Daniel [to Betty]: Is that the same outfit your were wearing yesterday?
Betty [pepped up on coffee]: Good eye, good eye!
Daniel: I guess you kind of are OCD about things
Betty: I prefer the word careful
Daniel: Are you crying?
Alexis: I'm a girl, I'm allowed to now
Amanda: Those are the DNA results.
Daniel: So.. um, how many times you think we...
Amanda: A lot.. But just remember, if your dad's DNA does match mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten.
Daniel: Okay, that actually made sense to me...Oh my god, you are so my sister!
[after Daniel doses off during Henry's stuff funeral]
Betty: Are you sleeping?
Daniel: No it was a silent prayer.. I was just so moved by the paper clips he gave you
[after Daniel finds Betty at a french fry stand...]
Betty: How'd you find me?
Daniel: It's no secret, you turn to potatoes in time of need
Bradford: I found someone who loves me and I'd be a fool to let that pass me by
Daniel: Who is it?
[Wilhelmina emerges from the darkness...]
Wilhelmina: Hi Daniel
Daniel: Wilhelmina...
Wilhelmina: Call me mommy
There's Henry, why don't you go make awkward small talk with your friend
Daniel: You're not the only one in charge.
Alexis: I'm the only one in charge whose pupils aren't the size of quarters.
Daniel: Apparently you've got a very thoughtless boss who didn't realize until last night that you deserve a lot more than a crappy trophy.
[Daniel hands Betty an envelope]
Betty: These are tickets.
Daniel: To Mexico. For you, your father, and the rest of your family. All they had was first class. Hope you don't mind.
Daniel: Why don't we play a game? Use our minds? Look, chess, perfect!
[Daniel opens the chess box and there's condoms inside]
Daniel: These are..
Model: Look condoms, I'm good at that game!
Daniel: So you would screw me over just to piss off dad?
Alexis: Yep
Daniel: You have a cold heart Alexis
Alexis: Had it installed with the other upgrades
