Ugly Betty

Daniel Meade Quotes (Page 3)

Conner: I love the whole "good cop, bad cop" thing you two have going
Daniel: It's not really a thing, it's more like I'm nice and she's not
Wilhelmina: Can I help it that my balls are bigger than his
Conner: God I love this woman
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Daniel: We are not going to lose to Elle again
Wilhelmina: If we do, one of you dies
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Claire: ...and your weakness for having sex in public places
Daniel: That was only one time... and that wasn't a public place... until they moved the truck
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Daniel [to Betty]: I know you're going places, just you gotta do me a favor, try not to get there too fast. I'd be lying if I didn't say I wish you were my assistant for the net twenty years. But don't worry, I know in twenty years I'll probably be your assistant
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Daniel [to Betty]: Is that the same outfit your were wearing yesterday?
Betty [pepped up on coffee]: Good eye, good eye!
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Daniel: I guess you kind of are OCD about things
Betty: I prefer the word careful
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Betty: Thank you so much for that donation
Daniel: It is the Mode after party. Plus, I hear the singer of the band is just to die for
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Daniel: Guess what, we got Mariah Carey. Turns out Conner knows her, isn't that great?
Betty: Oh um yea Mariah is alright, but can we just put a pin on her for a second because I think I found someone way fresher: Jesse's band, Dark Sexual Hourney. They're awesome and they are about to break out any minute and you'll love them
Daniel: Ok, great yeah let's just get Mariah on the phone. Hey Mariah, it's Daniel, yeah turns out we aren't going to need you to sing. We got Jesse, the guy from my assistants building. He is so cute, yeah he is just the dreamiest
Betty: I hate when you're sarcastic

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Betty: I don't think I can work with Kimmie
Daniel: Why not?
Betty: Because I can't trust her and she brings out this quality in me where I want to scratch her eyes out

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Daniel: That's not your building
Wilhelmina: Umm.. I called a ... buddy. While I certainly have long term goals I also have short term needs
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