Daniel [to Betty]: I know you're going places, just you gotta do me a favor, try not to get there too fast. I'd be lying if I didn't say I wish you were my assistant for the net twenty years. But don't worry, I know in twenty years I'll probably be your assistant• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Daniel [to Betty]: Is that the same outfit your were wearing yesterday?
Betty [pepped up on coffee]: Good eye, good eye!
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Daniel: I guess you kind of are OCD about things
Betty: I prefer the word careful
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Daniel: Are you crying?
Alexis: I'm a girl, I'm allowed to now
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Amanda: Those are the DNA results.
Daniel: So.. um, how many times you think we...
Amanda: A lot.. But just remember, if your dad's DNA does match mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten.
Daniel: Okay, that actually made sense to me...Oh my god, you are so my sister!
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[after Daniel doses off during Henry's stuff funeral]
Betty: Are you sleeping?
Daniel: No it was a silent prayer.. I was just so moved by the paper clips he gave you
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[after Daniel finds Betty at a french fry stand...]
Betty: How'd you find me?
Daniel: It's no secret, you turn to potatoes in time of need
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Bradford: I found someone who loves me and I'd be a fool to let that pass me by
Daniel: Who is it?
[Wilhelmina emerges from the darkness...]
Wilhelmina: Hi Daniel
Daniel: Wilhelmina...
Wilhelmina: Call me mommy
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Daniel [to Betty]: There's Henry, why don't you go make awkward small talk with your friend
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Daniel: You're not the only one in charge.
Alexis: I'm the only one in charge whose pupils aren't the size of quarters.
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