Becks: Okay jokes over, where's your real assistant?Daniel: Come on, Betty's a great girl
Becks: Yeah after twelve shots
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Betty: Now can we discuss this Cheetos tan?
Daniel: What I was supposed to be in Rio for a few weeks
Betty: You look like an Oompa-Loompa
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Daniel: Look at you, fashion week. Last week you thought Cavalli was a type of pasta
Betty: Yeah, so did you
Daniel: Well we've both come a long way
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[referring to Sofia's book]
Daniel: ...and the part about wearing each others' underwear for the day?
Sofia: I was drunk when I wrote that
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Betty: You only have $327 left in your account? But you're a Meade!
Daniel: A poor Meade. I blew through my trust fund like I was Michael Jackson
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Betty: What is going on over there?
Daniel: The tree i ordered just arrive
Betty: What?
Daniel: Christmas tree for your family
Betty: Why did you order us a tree?
Daniel: Well i threw up in four rooms in your house, it's the least I could do
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Daniel: Wait did you say Sofia? My Sofia? What is "Hunter the Chin" there too?
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Daniel: and you slept?
Betty: In your arms... I'm kidding, relax
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Daniel: I'm sorry I tried to punch you
Alexis: I'm sorry you suck at fighting
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Betty: Are you wearing cover up?
Daniel: I had a pimple, go away
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Total Quotes: 67
