Daniel: I'm like this close to splitting a cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoesBetty: I really miss that show
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Sofia: Your lead story is just great, "ten ways to lose thighs and get guys." So empowering.
Daniel: What's your cover story? Ten ways to treat a guy like dirt so you end up a lonely desperate cat lately.
Sofia: Well the title's a little long but thanks for the story pitch
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Daniel: books, newspapers, ABC news, I pay attention to which of those?
Betty: None.
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Daniel: we should probably take different elevators, we don't want the office getting the wrong idea
Amanda: Right. Cause my panties stuff in your paper shredder didn't tip them off
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Claire: You do know I'm ordering the Veal Marsala and it's made with wine
Daniel: And the alcohol burns off
Claire: Then give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done
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Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion
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Daniel: Maybe we can do other holidays like Kwanzaa..
Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?
Daniel: No!
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Wilhelmina: We're in this together
Daniel: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Wilhelmina: More
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Daniel: I'd like to see more skin
Wilhelmina: It's a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies
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Daniel: Maybe we could both dress up on Monday...
Amanda: I think he meant natural fibers sweetie
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