Erin can't do it she's a mother. We can't send her out to buy her own Mother's day dinner.

Gangster justice is very efficient and it saves on tax payer dollars.

The first rule about Fight Club is you will talk about Fight Club, now!

Despite what the sign says out front if you're here for an emergency you're in the wrong place.

It's like you're a cover girl for Ulcers Illustrated.

The ACs pumping out heat and it won't stop. It's like a coming attraction for Hell up here.

Kind of looks like a serial killer.

You pull your pants up next time you might get away.

Jackie: Hey, you never know.
Danny: You know there's a reason that's a lottery slogan.

I feel like I look like my sister's creepy ex-husband.

Jackie: He knows his rights.
Danny: I hate when that happens.

You know that thing that kids have about their parents sex lives. It kind of never really goes away.