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Don't play dumb, Gordon, I hate that. It's a pet peeve of mine.


Kono: Anyone up for a swim?
Chin: I forgot my board shorts at home.
Danno: Looks like the rooky is going for a swim.

I've been calling you like you owe me money.


This is really good news. I mean, you're human. Who knew?


Danno: You have got to do a better job of picking your friends.
McGarrett: What are you talking about? I picked you.

McGarrett: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Danno: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?

Danno: What are you smirking at?
McGarett: Nothing. It's just the no tie thing... You're starting to look like you fit in.
Danno: Well, don't get used to it.

McGarrett: I came to ask you questions
Danno: Oh yeah, well if it's about the prom, I already have a date.

Danno: So, if things go bad, which one do you want?
McGarrett: I'll take the ugly one.
Danno: That's good. They're both ugly.

Okay... alright, then give us a name, a number... I'll settle for a hiaku, just point us in a direction.


I mean, I'm no detective... Wait a minute! Where am I? Oh, I'm a detective!


No, no. It's not because you're a woman it's because you're a rookie. Which is... way worse.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Can you stop staring at me like a hot-fudge sundae?


Savannah Walker: Hold on--for your information, I have a journalism degree from Northwestern.
Steve McGarrett: Your professors must be very proud.
Savannah Walker (to camera-man): Let's erase that.