Danno: You ready to see your Uncle Mattie, or what? He's what?
Grace: The coolest ever.
Danno: You know a less secure father might take that personally. I always considered myself the coolest ever.

So, you pirates have a piratey code of silence?

Danno

McGarrett: I'll be back.
Danno: I'll be back? That's all you could come up with is, I'll be back? Trust me he's done better.

Danno: When did you start jogging?
Kamekona: I'm training bra'.
Danno: Did he just say he's in a training bra?

Danno: I am stretching because my back hurts. You know why my back hurts?
McGarrett: No. Why does your back hurt?
Danno: Because I spent the morning pushing a car down the highway.
McGarrett: Oh, where I come from that's called good exercise.
Danno: Oh really? Where's that, Krypton? Where I come from it's called a workers comp settlement.

I don't have a sentimental side, okay, and if I did it would be reserved for human beings. Not some junky machine.

Danno

Do I wanna steer? No. I don't wanna steer. I want to continue to push this hunk of metal up a hill in ninety degree weather! That's what I wanna do!

Danno

Danno: You know what the greatest invention of all time is?
Chin: What?
Danno: The ignore button. I have a theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.

Listen to me, I was there too. My eyes were wide open and I would do it again. It was worth it for Chin. But you have to admit we have been crossing the line a little lately.

Danno

Danno: You couldn't walk him down the steps?
McGarrett: What's in his hand, Danny? He drew his gun on me, okay?

McGarrett: I need to know who's sending these emails.
Hacker: How am I supposed to know that?
Danno: You're a hacker... hack.

You see, now you put us both in a bad position. He's gonna go do something stupid.

Danno