Shaved Ice, do me a favor, no one wants to articulate with you.


Bartender: You don't find Jonny D., Jonny D. finds you.
Danno: Sounds spooky.

That's the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower you schmuck.


You're like a devourer of dreams. You eat them. You're like a little Pac-Man in cargo pants.


McGarrett: Must you know every detail of my life?
Danno: Hey, this is the CIA you are dealing with here, okay. They wrote the book on advanced interrogation techniques, which I am absolutely positive you have sitting on your bedside table right now.

Danno: He said he was going in for a business meeting. Who pats you down for a business meeting?
McGarrett: Someone who doesn't want to get caught.

McGarrett: Why, what are you going to do?
Danno: It's nothing. I've got it. I'm gonna take care of it.
McGarrett: Okay, I know what nothing means, so...
Danno: Nothing means, nothing, Stephen. I'm fine.
McGarrett: Don't go anywhere I'm gonna be there soon.

Matt: What's with the third degree, Magnum? Are you looking to poach my client?
Danno: Yeah, I'm trying to poach your client. I'm checking in on my little brother's career; that alright?

Danno: You ready to see your Uncle Mattie, or what? He's what?
Grace: The coolest ever.
Danno: You know a less secure father might take that personally. I always considered myself the coolest ever.

So, you pirates have a piratey code of silence?


McGarrett: I'll be back.
Danno: I'll be back? That's all you could come up with is, I'll be back? Trust me he's done better.

Danno: When did you start jogging?
Kamekona: I'm training bra'.
Danno: Did he just say he's in a training bra?

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Wow, thank you sugar daddy.


Thick crust. Extra bullets, please.

Danny [after seeing the markings of a gun in a pizza box]