McGarrett: I need to know who's sending these emails.
Hacker: How am I supposed to know that?
Danno: You're a hacker... hack.

You see, now you put us both in a bad position. He's gonna go do something stupid.

Danno

If I'm gonna die on this island- Which I never should have come to in the first place- Your face is not the last face I want to see.

Danno

Kono: Don't look at your feet.
Danno: How am I supposed to know where my feet are if I can't look down at them?

I have a number of a therapist I wanna give you. Walk up steps like a human.

Danno

Danno: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danno: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.

Sang Min: Back so soon.
Danno: What can I say? I missed your smile.

Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.

Chin: You two of those in Hesse and it didn't kill him?
Danno: Next time shoot him in the face.

Although I do not see the fun, nor do I agree with watching my dinner brawl it out in a steel cage match, that is not what we're doing here.

Danno

His idea of communication is dropping a witty one-liner and shooting you in the face.

Danno

Danno: May 18th, 1996!
McGarrett: What is that?
Danno: The last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak.
McGarrett: You will not be sick in this car. You will not be sick in this car!

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Steve: What was that?!
Wo Fat: Those men are Yakuza, and they are not here to save me, they are here to kill me.

Toast: I can't do this [takes off running]
Danny: Ok, plan B.
Toast: [runs past Danny] This is why you have a Plan B!