Hawaii Five-O

Danny Williams Quotes (Page 18)

Matt: What's with the third degree, Magnum? Are you looking to poach my client?
Danno: Yeah, I'm trying to poach your client. I'm checking in on my little brother's career; that alright?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Danno: You ready to see your Uncle Mattie, or what? He's what?
Grace: The coolest ever.
Danno: You know a less secure father might take that personally. I always considered myself the coolest ever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: So, you pirates have a piratey code of silence?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

McGarrett: I'll be back.
Danno: I'll be back? That's all you could come up with is, I'll be back? Trust me he's done better.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Danno: When did you start jogging?
Kamekona: I'm training bra'.
Danno: Did he just say he's in a training bra?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: I am stretching because my back hurts. You know why my back hurts?
McGarrett: No. Why does your back hurt?
Danno: Because I spent the morning pushing a car down the highway.
McGarrett: Oh, where I come from that's called good exercise.
Danno: Oh really? Where's that, Krypton? Where I come from it's called a workers comp settlement.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: I don't have a sentimental side, okay, and if I did it would be reserved for human beings. Not some junky machine.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Danno: Do I wanna steer? No. I don't wanna steer. I want to continue to push this hunk of metal up a hill in ninety degree weather! That's what I wanna do!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Danno: You know what the greatest invention of all time is?
Chin: What?
Danno: The ignore button. I have a theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: Listen to me, I was there too. My eyes were wide open and I would do it again. It was worth it for Chin. But you have to admit we have been crossing the line a little lately.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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