Danno: What are you smirking at?
McGarett: Nothing. It's just the no tie thing... You're starting to look like you fit in.
Danno: Well, don't get used to it.

McGarrett: I came to ask you questions
Danno: Oh yeah, well if it's about the prom, I already have a date.

Danno: So, if things go bad, which one do you want?
McGarrett: I'll take the ugly one.
Danno: That's good. They're both ugly.

Okay... alright, then give us a name, a number... I'll settle for a hiaku, just point us in a direction.

Danno

I mean, I'm no detective... Wait a minute! Where am I? Oh, I'm a detective!

Danno

No, no. It's not because you're a woman it's because you're a rookie. Which is... way worse.

Danno

Danno: Okay... Let's say I am you, and you are the bad guy here. I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visable somehow. So, how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself?
Steve: okay, was that an actual question, or were you just throwing words together and hoping they made sense?

Him? And I'm here for what? The entertainment?

Danno

Steve: When I say "book em' Danno" it's a term of endearment.
Danny: Ok, do it every day... I like it.

Danny: Roads have asphalt; this is dirt on a cliff.
Steve: Scared?
Danny: No I'm not scared, I am rationally concerned.

Danny: You want me to pay?
Ka Wika: Haole, you took eight islands from us, the least you could do is pick up the tab every once in a while.
Steve: Least you could do.

Danny: I hate it when rich people get killed.
Steve: Why?
Danny: They have something everybody wants.
Chin Ho: Which means plenty of suspects.